I need references!

I need a job.  I need a job yesterday and money a month ago! I am gathering up my old job information, but I am stuck when it comes to references. Employers probably won’t understand why a 32 year old SAHM would lack something so simple! I am sorry, but I do not have personal references because for the last decade I have been isolated from friends and family, have moved once every 2 or 3 years, and have not been able to make new friends. Until recently. But they turned out to be a bunch of backstabbing hoes!

No… I don’t think they will understand.

So, if you are my blogger friend, and would like to help me out, I need at least 3 personal references to put down on an application. I know this is a lot to ask, since I would need to put down your name and phone number, and request that if called upon that you would tell the prospective employer nice things about me, like I am reliable, prompt, of the upmost moral character, you know, all the kiss ass things employers wanna hear, etc!

Yeah I am exaggerating it a bit, but seriously, I do need some help. I have really had a rough time making and establishing real world friendships. I really am a social person, I just thought it was my job to give up all of myself for my family and be a model 1950s housewife. I sucked at this and I need to find a real job, that pays money, gets me out of the house, and helps me meet people to socialize with.

If you would like to volunteer, drop me a line and let me know. You have no idea how much I would appreciate it!

Thanks!

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Ya I’m still getting divorced

And moving out. I am tired of being here but when I am here I am so tired… too tired to leave. Does that make any sense to you at all? I just gotta pick up and go. I am tired of being alone. I am tired of being lonely. I make so few connections with people. Whatever.

 I gotta go fall off my ass so I can get up and do something.

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For real

This is me, this is my first tat. I like it! See that crazy bitch in the Amy Brown paintings below? Now we have the same tatoo. Maybe someday mine will reach all the way down to my thigh. Or not. Whoever says that tats don’t hurt are lying their mother fucking asses off! It’s just by some unique twist of fate that I got served my divorce papers a few hours later. I knew they were coming.

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